==> INVENTORY

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⌚ 1 pendant that allows the person holding it to summon Davesprite. He can also summon himself to its current location should he ever lose it.

⌚ 1 pair of iShades: Sunglasses that he alchemically combined with an iPhone once upon a time. They are completely useless in Portes, although they remain stunningly fashionable.

⌚ 1 sturdy, ornate dagger enchanted by Homura Akemi. In the event that she should die or it should otherwise lose her enchantment, it will revert to its natural state of an ordinary steak knife.

⌚ Lil' Cal, Bro's most beloved puppet friend. Lil' Cal has been left behind in the PUBLIC BATHROOM.

⌚ 1 business card. This has also been left behind, as it was in the same bag Dave stuffed Lil' Cal into. On one side of the card, the name "Davesprite" is neatly written in an unfamiliar hand. On the other, he emblazoned a message in glowing orange print with sprite powers:

my name is dave
im a sprite
if you dont know what that means dont bother asking because you wont get it
getting pretty tired of people constantly asking that
here have a business card
give it back when youre done btw
because you wont be the last to ask